The Night I Became a Colonel, My Mother-in-Law Cut My Hair While I Slept—By Morning, I Was Done Obeying Them
“When people asked what I did, I hated telling them I worked at a dealership while my wife was becoming a colonel.”
“That wasn’t my fault.”
“I know.”
“Did you know then?”
“No.”
He rubbed his hands together.
“My mother kept telling me people were laughing.”
“At you?”