I did that with a properly drafted instrument, because I am who I am.

It was a secured note with an equity conversion feature and it was papered by an actual attorney and both of us signed it in front of a notary in a UPS Store on Rosecrans.

Christopher signed it without reading it.

He made a joke about how I would have made a terrible wife in the fifties.

That document is the reason this story ends the way it does, and he never read it, and eight years later he still had not read it.

By 2022 Vextor had ninety employees and a valuation that made people at parties change their posture when they heard the number.