And I said, “Yeah.”

And he said, “Right.

Are you picking Nell up or am I?”

Which was, I think, the correct response, and which I have thanked him for exactly once and should have done more often.

Part Fifteen: What the Court Actually Did

Here is where I lose most audiences, and it is the part I care most about getting into the world, so I am going to be blunt.

I did not get sole custody.