My legal team is exceptional, and expensive, and already paid.

And if you file a lawsuit, Dad — if you drag me into open court — our lawyers will read every single text message into the record.

They will produce the phone records from July fourteenth.

They will describe, for the judge and for every reporter in the room, exactly how my parents skipped their grandchildren’s funeral for a birthday steak, and exactly what my mother texted me three days after I buried them.

All of it.