They Demanded a 60-Course Birthday Feast to Prove They Owned Me — So I Delivered Exactly 60 Dishes, and an Eviction Notice
By noon tomorrow, I will have every document you need drawn up and ready to file.
The divorce petition.
An emergency freeze on every asset.
An order of protection.
I can do all of it in the time you’ve given me.
But I need one thing from you, and without it none of the rest matters as much.