“I’m sitting in my car in my driveway right now.

I can be at your bungalow in ten minutes to watch June so you can drive to the office.”

“Don’t come to this house today, Mom,” Ethan said.

“Excuse me?” Sylvia said, her voice going cold.

“You’re not coming over today,” Ethan said.

“And you’re never coming over to run our household again.”

“I saved your life!” Sylvia declared loudly into the speaker.

“You called me three weeks ago complaining about how exhausting your life was!