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Bob stumbled back home after a night of drinking.

After a night of heavy drinking, Bob struggled to get back home.

He could barely keep his balance and everything seemed to be spinning. But as he neared his house, determination kicked in – he was going to sneak in quietly so his wife Kathleen wouldn’t know about his wild night. Little did he know that the universe had other plans for him and his stealthy return would turn into a spectacle he would never experience.

Bob stumbled home after a night of drinking, trying his best to be quiet as he tiptoed up the stairs so as not to wake his wife, Kathleen. Unfortunately, he lost his balance and fell hard on his ass.

Bottles of whiskey in the back pockets made the fall even more painful.

Groaning, he pulled down his pants and looked in the hallway mirror only to find cuts and blood on his back.

Trying to stay quiet, Bob managed to grab a box of Band-Aids and apply one to the injured area. The next morning, Kathleen looked at him with a knowing look and said, “You were drunk last night, weren’t you?”

Bob replied, confused, “Why do you say that?”

Kathleen replied, “Well, the broken glass, the blood on the floor, and your bloodshot eyes are a few clues.”

“But mostly,” she added, “they were plasters on the hall mirror.”

Bob, realizing that the evidence was too overwhelming to deny, laughed sheepishly. Kathleen raised her eyebrows and gave him a look that said it all – she saw his feeble attempt to cover up his drunken misery. Bob shrugged with a resigned sigh and admitted, “Okay, maybe I had a little too much.”

Kathleen just shook her head, but a small smile played on her lips. “Well, next time you might remember not to put whiskey in your back pockets,” she teased. Bob grinned and was already planning to be more careful—at least until the whiskey called his name.

And so their morning continued with laughter and a quiet understanding that while Bob’s misadventure might have been a little embarrassing, it was just another story to add to the collection of moments that would define their long life together.

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