Clark Kent was lying in bed his mind filled with thoughts racing in every direction. After a while, Lois finally spoke up her voice carrying a sense of guilt. “Honey there’s something I need to confess.
Years ago I had an affair with someone who turned out to be Superman. It lasted one night. I’ve felt deep regret, about it ever since. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.”
Taking a moment to calm his racing thoughts Clark removed his glasses. Offered reassurance.
“You don’t need to worry about that because…I am Superman! Even if you didn’t realize it was me at the time my loyalty towards you has never wavered.”
Lois felt a wave of relief wash, over her as she exclaimed with gratitude “Oh thank goodness! It feels like an enormous weight has been lifted off my chest.”
Clark chuckled softly as he lightened the mood by saying, “Well now that we’ve cleared the air on this matter does this mean you were also secretly Batman?”