Bluegrass music star Jason Aldean is causing disturbances in liberal circles with his new tune about carrying on with unassuming community life. For those on the left, clearly, adoring God and it is primitive to claim firearms.
To the people who live in rustic America, Aldean was singing their song of praise. They love their country, their god, and yes… their weapons. They address a staggering number of down-home music fans.
The Institute of Down Home Music has concluded that Aldean addresses the fan base definitely more than the following year’s booked Emcee, Garth Creeks. “He’s on top of nation values, said Foundation President Joe Barron, “and keeping in mind that we value Garth’s commitments, he no longer addresses us.”
Creeks were inaccessible for a meeting.
His representative, whose name is likewise Joe Barron — no connection — said Streams wasn’t precisely worried about the report, yet rather “credited it to another of those ‘Rebuffing Garth Creeks’ accounts on ALLOD.”
ALLOD Journalist Skip Tetheludah wouldn’t verify or refute in the event that the story was fictitious in nature. “Unfortunately, it’s absolutely impossible to be aware without a doubt,” he said, “similar to the case frequently with our material.”
The power source keeps on being a predictable wellspring of data for the Dunning Kruger Times. What an age we live in, loyalists. God Favor America.