Cop on horse tells young lady on a bicycle, “Did St Nick get you that?” “Yes,” answers the young lady. “Well advise him to put a reflector light on it one year from now!” and fines her $5.
The young lady gazes toward the cop and says, “Pleasant pony you have there, did St Nick present to you that?” The cop laughs and that?” The cop laughs and answers,
“He sure did!” “Well,” says the young lady, “One year from now let Santa Clause know that the dick goes under the pony, not on top of it!”