In a romantic relationship, questions are bound to arise. Some are light-hearted, like contemplating quirky issues, while others delve into deeper issues.
One such question that often arises at the beginning of a relationship is interviews with ex-lovers. A sensitive topic, but it comes up a lot. The following joke illustrates how far this discussion can be taken. This article will definitely make you happy.
Picture a newly married couple in bed, with the husband holding a growing interest in his wife’s love story.He brings up the subject beautifully, greeted by his wife’s silence, and her eyes close the roof over the top. The undeterred husband continues to urge her to share, “It’s okay, just be honest. How many men have you been with?” Despite his assurances, he hesitates and does not move.
Realizing that her questions caused problems, the husband apologizes, “I’m sorry if I upset you. I just wanted us to have an open and trusting relationship.”
But the wife continues her mysterious silence. Feeling frustrated and feeling surrendered, the husband withdraws, saying, “All right, please don’t feel bad.” However, his efforts to comfort her are in vain, as he remains unresponsive.
Determined to bridge the emotional gap, the husband holds her tightly and showers her with loving hugs and kisses. It is an attempt to expand his love and understanding. In this intimate moment, the wife finally breaks out of her silence. She once again focuses on her husband from the ceiling, and his behavior is now offensive. He reaches out angrily and exclaims, “Oh, seriously!” You’ve lost me!”
Maybe she is confused because she has been in bed with other men but never SLEPT with them… stayed awake the whole night making intimate love. So she could quite honestly say, “No, I never ever slept with other men” & mean it!
WTF????