When a 50-Year Marriage Ends with a Click… and a Fart
PART 1: The Divorce That Wasn’t
It started with a single phone call.
“Dad, what are you even saying?” the son asked, stunned.
“I’m divorcing your mother,” the old man replied flatly. “After 50 years, we just can’t stand each other anymore. I’m done. Call your sister.” Click.
Panic set in.
The son immediately called his sister. “They’re getting a divorce?!”
She didn’t wait. Furious, she rang their father.
“You are not getting a divorce. My brother and I are flying in tomorrow. Do not call a lawyer. Do not sign anything. DO YOU HEAR ME?”
She slammed the phone down.
The old man turned to his wife with a sly grin and said,
“Well, they’re coming for Thanksgiving. Think we can pull this off again for Christmas?”
PART 2: The Bedroom Bowl
Later that same week, the old couple got into bed. As they settled in, the husband let out a loud fart.
“Seven points!” he announced proudly.
His wife raised an eyebrow. “What in the world are you talking about?”
“Football,” he said. “I just scored.”
Not one to be outdone, she paused… then released a matching blast.
“Touchdown!” she declared. “We’re tied.”
Conclusion:
Who says growing old has to be boring?
From fake divorces that bring the family home to fart-fueled football games under the covers, this couple proves that love in the golden years is anything but dull.
In fact, with a little mischief, a lot of love, and just the right amount of gas, you might just discover that the real secret to a lasting marriage… is laughter.