Sometimes, the simplest household requests can spiral into the most unexpected adventures.
You think you’re in control, but a clever twist can leave even the most confident spouse speechless—especially when neighbors, chores, and a “too clever” husband are involved.
Wife: “Honey, could you please help me clean the garden?”
Husband: “Do I look like a gardener?”
Wife: “Oh… okay, then could you fix the bathroom door?”
Husband: “Do I look like a carpenter?”
Frustrated, he storms out. Later, he returns—only to find the garden immaculate and the door perfectly fixed.
Husband: “I knew my wife would do it herself!”
Wife: “Nope, it wasn’t me.”
Husband: “Then who?”
Wife: “Our neighbor.”
Husband: “You paid him how much?”
Wife: “No, he gave me two options: bread or s*x.”
Husband: “I hope you gave him bread!”
Wife: “Do I look like a bakery?”
Conclusion
Even the laziest husband can be outsmarted when creativity and quick thinking come into play. Sometimes, a small twist and a clever solution turn a mundane day into a hilarious story that’s impossible to forget.