In this humorous story, a blind man embarks on a journey to Texas, a state known for its “everything is bigger” reputation. His journey led to a series of entertaining encounters that comically highlighted the Texas motto.
While boarding the plane, a blind man used his sense of touch to feel the seats and expressed his surprise at their size. Little did he know, he was in for a recurring theme during his visit to Texas: “Everything is big in Texas.”
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to go to a pub. When he got there he asked for a beer and a mug was placed in his hands. He said, “Wow, these mugs are big!” The bartender replied, “Everything is big in Texas.”
After a few beers, a blind man asked the bartender where the restroom was. The bartender replied, “Second door on the right.”
The blind man was on his way to the toilet when he inadvertently tripped and missed the other door. Instead, he entered the third door that led to the pool where he accidentally fell. The blind man started shouting, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!” out of sheer terror.
This short story combines situational humor with a famous Texas saying to offer readers light-hearted laughs. It shows a blind man’s unintended misadventures and his humorous reactions to the Texas-sized experiences he encounters during his visit.