Something special happened and no one could explain it …
Initially, it looked like a routine visit to the doctor’s office, but things quickly took a bizarre turn.
The unexpected fears of an older gentleman left the doctor confused and his wife’s reaction left everyone in stitches. What could cause such a special situation? Continue reading to find out …
When her husband shared his “bizarre” health problem, the wife’s response had all of them in stitches. Scroll down and look at the punch …
The older gentleman goes to check. After his test, the doctor told the old guys, “It seems that you are in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to ask me? ”
A cheerful visit to a doctor of an older man
The older gentleman went to routine control. After the test, the doctor smiled and said, “It seems to be in great health! Do you have any concerns you would like to discuss? ”
“In fact, yes,” the old man replied. “Whenever I have intimacy with my wife for the first time, I feel hot and sweaty.” But if we do it again, I feel cold and shaking. ”
Curiously, the doctor then explored the older wife of the man. After completing the check, he assured her that she was in good health and asked if she had any medical concerns.
“No, Doctor, I feel good,” she said.
The doctor then shared his husband’s unusual concerns. “Your husband says he feels hot and sweaty for the first time, but after the second cold and cold.” Do you have a clue why? ”
The woman laughed and said, “Oh, the crazy old man! This is because it is usually in August for the first time and is the second time in January! ”
The older couple caught in the act – their explanation is priceless
One evening he leaned over the dining table and asked his wife, “Do you remember when we first loved each other more than 50 years ago? It was behind the village pub against the rear fence. ”
She smiled badly, “Of course I remember it as if it were yesterday.”
Jim grinned, “And what if we walked in memory and did it again for the old days?”
His wife giggled and agreed, “Oh, Jim, you, the devil! It sounds like a crazy idea, but I love it! ”
The young police officer sitting nearby heard their conversation and laughed for himself. “I have to see it,” he thought. “Two old men are experiencing their youth again?” That should be interesting. ”
So he decided to follow them remotely.
The older couple walked slowly and relied on support, and used their walking sticks. Eventually they arrived at the back of the pub and went to the fence. As in the old days.
The old woman picked up the skirt and the old man dropped his pants. When she leaned against the fence, he moved in. What happened was left by the officer.
The couple broke into the first, wild and intense meeting ever witnessed. Their moans and cries reflected into the night when they went to it with the energy that resisted their age.
After about ten minutes, they collapsed on the ground, gasping for breath and exhausted.
The officer was absolutely distrustful. “That’s incredible,” he thought. “I need to know their secrets.”
After about thirty minutes, as soon as the couple recovered and dressed, they began to leave. The officer could not resist. He approached them and said, “Sorry, but I have to ask – what is your secret? That was incredible! Is there a special trick to keep passing alive after so many years? ”
The old man still caught his breath and said to him and said, “Son, 50 years ago, the damned fence was not electric!”
Conclusion
Some jokes are funny because they are unexpected and others because they are just too relative. These two cheerful stories about older pairs prove that love, passion and humor will not disappear with age. Whether it is a misunderstanding in the doctor’s office or a wild meeting, these moments remind us that laughter is one of the greatest joys of life – no matter how many years have passed. So the next time you hear an old few memories, you may just want to listen. Who knows? You can learn something … or laugh well!