A woman goes to the bar on a voyage boat and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
As the barkeep gives her the beverage she says,
“I’m on this voyage to praise my 80th birthday celebration and it’s today… ” According to the barkeep,
“Well since it’s your birthday, I’ll get you a beverage. This one is on me, truth be told.” As the lady completes her beverage, the lady to her right says,
“I might want to get you a beverage, as well.” According to the elderly person,
“Much obliged to you. Barkeep, I need a Scotch with two drops of water.” “Coming up,” says the barkeep.
As she completes that beverage, the man on her left side says, “I might want to get you one, as well.”
According to the elderly person, “Much obliged to you. Barkeep, I need one more Scotch with two drops of water.”
“Coming straight up,” the barkeep says.
As he gives her the beverage, he says,
“Ma’am, I’m passing on from interest, why the Scotch with just two drops of water?”
The elderly person answers, “Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve figured out how to keep your drinking under control.
…Holding your water, notwithstanding, is an entirely separate issue