I took my father to the shopping center a day or two ago to get a few new shoes (he is 92).
We chose to eat something at the food court. I saw he was watching a youngster sitting close to him.
The young person had spiked hair in various varieties: green, red, orange, and blue. My father continued to gaze at him. The young person would look and carve out him gazing each opportunity. When the teen had enough, he wryly asked, ‘What’s the matter elderly person, done nothing wild in your life? man, done nothing wild in your life?
Knowing my Father, I immediately gulped my food so I wouldn’t stifle on his reaction, realizing he would have a decent one, and in exemplary style he didn’t hesitate in his reaction. “Got tanked once, and had intercourse with a peacock. I was simply contemplating whether you were my child.”
Perfect answer…..Don’t mess with a senior they’ve been around too long!