Here’s a funny little story I came across, and you will definitely brighten your day! Imagine a screenplay where two women find themselves on arrival in heaven that they share their unusual stories “How I got here”.
This is followed by a comic exchange, which you certainly can. It’s going to do something like that:
First woman: “Hi! My name is Wanda!”
Second woman: “Hi! I’m Sylvia. How did you end here?”
First woman: “I was frozen.”
The second woman: “Oh, it sounds terrible!”
First woman: “Well, it wasn’t that bad. I finally warmed up, sleepy and died peacefully.”
And then the story turns unexpectedly, which leads to a more cheerful twists and misunderstandings, thanks to which you will rehaust yourself from the beginning to the end. Continue reading to see how these two women laugh at their bizarre but funny fate …
I came across this cheerful anecdote and just had to share it! It offers a comical look at what could happen if two women met in heaven and exchanged stories about how they ended up there.
A cool reversal in heaven
First Woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
Second woman: Hey there! I’m Sylvia. How did you die?
First woman: I stiffened to death.
Second woman: Oh, that’s terrible!
First woman: It wasn’t as bad as you would think. At first I shivered uncontrollably, but after a while I began to feel warm and sleepy. In the end, I carried peacefully. What about you?
Second woman: I had a massive heart attack.
First woman: Oh no! What happened?
The second woman: Well, I was convinced my husband cheated me, so I soon returned home to catch him in the crime. But when I got there, he just sat alone on the day and watched the TV.
First woman: So what?
Second woman: I was sure there must be another woman somewhere, so I started looking for the whole house like crazy. I ran into the basement, checked the attic, looked under each bed and inside each cabinet. I was looking so hard and so furious that I was exhausted and died of a heart attack.
First woman: Well … If you first check the freezer, we would still be alive!
Remember that laughter is the best medicine! Share it with someone who could use a good laughter today.
A bus full of nuns has an unexpected detour
The bus full of nuns tragically collapses from the cliff and everyone will arrive at the heavenly gates, where St. Peter waits for him to say hello.
St. Peter: “Welcome, sisters! Before I let you enter the pearl gates, I have one of you the last question.
Nuns do as instructed. St. Peter is approaching the first nun.
St. Peter: “Sister, have you ever touched the penis?”
The first nun: “Well … it was once … Maybe I could, uh… accidentally touched one tip of my Pinky finger.”
St. Peter: “Okay, sister. Immerse the tip of your pinky in the holy water and you can enter.”
He does, as it was said, and the gates of heaven will open for her.
Peter moves to the second nun.
St. Peter: “Sister, have you ever touched the penis?”
The other nun: “Well… was one case when I held one briefly.”
St. Peter: “Okay, sister. Wash your hands in the Holy Water and you can enter.”
When his instructions follow, the nuns suddenly start to mix and grow by noisy movement. One nun even pushes the way forward and tries to shorten in a row!
St. Peter: “Sister Susan! What is a hurry? There’s no need to push!”
Sister Susan: “Well, if I have to gargle these things, I’d rather do it than sister Mary sticks her ass!”
I hope this light and fun anecdote brought you a smile on your face! It is a reminder that humor can be found in the unexpected places, and sometimes they are unpredictable and funny moments that make life a little brighter. Be sure to share it with others to expand a little joy and laughter! After all, laughter is really the best medicine.