Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are undeniably amped up for their choice to get hitched.
They take a walk around examine the wedding, and on the manner in which they pass a pharmacy.
Jacob recommends that they go in.
Jacob tends to the man behind the counter:
“Is it true that you are the proprietor”?
The Drug specialist replies, “Yes”.
Jacob: “We’re going to get hitched. Do you sell heart medicine”?
Drug specialist: “obviously we do”.
Jacob: “What about medication for flow”?
Drug specialist: “Assorted types”.
Jacob: “Medication for stiffness”?
Drug specialist: “Most certainly”.
Jacob: “What about suppositories”?
Drug specialist: “Definitely!”
Jacob: “Medication for memory issues, joint inflammation and Alzheimer’s”?
Drug specialist: “Yes. an enormous assortment; the works”.
Jacob: “What might be said about nutrients, dozing pills, Geritol, cures for Parkinson’s infection”?
Drug specialist: “Totally”.
Jacob: “Everything for acid reflux and heartburn”?
Drug specialist: “We sure do”.
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and sticks”?
Drug specialist: “All velocities and sizes”.
Jacob: ” Senior Resident diapers?
Drug specialist: “Sure”.
Jacob: “We might want to involve this store for our Marriage Library”.