Jason Aldean says he’s “taking the guidance of direction” and recording a $40 Million slander suit against Whoopi, Radiant, Bliss, and the other hosts of ABC’s “The View.”
The suit, recorded in the 65th Region Court of Writs and Movements, looks for harm from both the actual show as well as the people who referred to Aldean as a “bigot.”
ABC answered by saying they had no clue about that the show’s hosts would be so ruthless yet held firm that the show is “safeguarded first Correction free discourse.” What ABC neglected to recollect is that free discourse doesn’t save Whoopi from shouting “fire” in a jam-packed theater.
“She really wants to pay for her undertaking,” said Aldean’s lawyer, Joe Barron ESQ, ‘They all do. Their conduct wasn’t simply despicable, it was unpatriotic.”
Whoopi let ALLOD Reporter Cynthia Luhu know that she’s not stressed over one more claim she caught wind of from The Dunning Kruger Times. “Simply keep that Skip fellow away darling,” she told Cindy, “and I’ll give you every one of the scoops. I like to help the Asian people group.”
Luhu let Whoopi know that she could have done without the generalization since she’s Lithuanian, yet she concurred that Skip Tetheludah is “somewhat of a wet blanket.”
The claim needs to clear its path through a few redrafting courts before it can start off, for reasons unknown, yet we hear Aldean is hoping to get it before that Trump judge woman in Florida. God Favor America.