Something special in this household has happened, and if you have a weak stomach, you may want to build yourself.
It started like another ordinary day – a couple who behaved about their usual routine – but what developed, left one of them in complete shock and the other rolled on the floor with uncontrollable laughter. It is so outrageous that you might not believe it happened! So, sit down, read, and prepare for a cheerful story that will laugh at you until you cry.
If this story doesn’t make you laugh, let me know – I’ll pray for you!
This is the story of a happily married couple, except for one ongoing problem – a loud husband, a stinking morning farts. Every day his wife would wake up to the sound and odor, and her eyes water as she gasped to breathe in the air.
She begged him to stop and told him she was doing her illness. It simply shrugged and insisted that it was natural and inevitable. He even urged him to see a doctor and warned that one day he could throw away his guts. But year after year he continued his gaseous routine.
Then, one fateful Christmas morning, when she was preparing a turkey for dinner, she was hit by an idea. When she looked at the Turkish guts – Teck, Liver, Gizzard and all – she had a wicked brilliant idea.
She took a bowl of turkey intestines at the top and carefully pulled out the covers, where her husband was still asleep. Then, always so gently, stretched out the elastic waist of his underwear and threw the turkey idinnerr
A short time later, the usual morning trumpeting time began to cry. Then came the sound of frantic steps that ran directly into the bathroom.
She gathered on the floor, so she laughed so hard that she could barely breathe, tears running down her face. After all these years of suffering, she finally avenged.
About twenty minutes later her husband appeared, his underwear coloring, and his face was frozen.
She tried to suppress her laughter and asked innocently, “Honey, what’s going on?”
Still pale and shaken, stamped, “You were right all the time … For years you warned me that it would happen, but I never listened.”
“What do you mean?” She asked, pretending to be concerned.
“I … I finally fled my guts,” he whispered. “But according to the grace of God, some grease and two fingers, I think most of them got back.”
Bonus Story: A wife who laughed for the last time
One evening, her husband sat down on the couch and watched the football match when his wife interrupted him.
“Honey, could you repair the corridor?” It wandered for weeks. ”
Annoying, shouted, “Repair the light? I look like I have a GE logo on my forehead. I don’t think so. ”
“Okay,” she sighed. “Well, could you at least fix the fridge door?” This will not close properly. ”
Turned his eyes. “Repair the fridge door?” I have written “Westinghouse” on the forehead. I don’t think so. ”
Frustrated, tried again. “Okay, then what to fix the front steps?” They are about to break. ”
Now completely irritated, mocked, “I’m not a carpenter and I’m not repairing steps. Do I look like I have “ace hardware” on my forehead? I don’t think so. I had enough – I’m going to the bar. ”
And he went out with it and left his wife behind.
After several drinks, the blame began to creep, and decided to head home.
As he approached the house, he noticed that the front steps were repaired. He entered and saw the corridor working perfectly. When he opened the fridge, the door was as good as new.
Endangered turned to his wife and asked, “Honey, how did it all be repaired?”
She grinned. “After you left, I sat outside and cried.” A dear young man accidentally passed and asked what was going on. When I told him about all the repairs, he offered to fix everything. And the only thing I had to do was to either bake a cake or … go to bed with him. ”
The husband picked up the eyebrows. “So … What kind of cake did you bake him?”
With a crafty smile,e she replied, “Hi? Do you see “Betty Crocker” on my forehead? I don’t think so. ”
Laughter is the best cure, and these cheerful stories remind us of the joy that comes with a little joke and a smart return. Whether it’s a wife who gets to her husband’s morning gas attacks or adds a perfect return to a lazy husband, these stories emphasize humor in everyday life. If you have made yourself laugh, do not laugh for yourself – have fun with your friends and spread joy! After all, good laughter is always better when shared.