Girl’s text to Father: Daddy, I’m returning home to get hitched soon, so prepare your checkbook. Haha! As you probably are aware, I’m in Australia and he’s in the US.
We met on a dating site, became companions on Facebook, and had long talks on WhatsApp.
He proposed to me on Skype and presently we’ve had a multi-month relationship through Viber. Father, I really want your approval, great wishes, and a huge wedding. Heaps of affection, Lilly. Father’s answer: Father’s answer: My dear Lilly, Similar to Goodness! Truly? Cool! Whatever…
I propose both of you get hitched on Twitter, have a great time on Tango, register for your stuff on Amazon, and pay for everything through Paypal. Also, when you get tired of this new spouse, sell him on Ebay. Heaps of adoration, Father.
“Little Girl” headline …so she’s 6?
How far we’ve come to have gone nowhere!