A Lady Purchases Another Corvette.
While driving it off the part she chooses to take it on the parkway and truly open things up.
She raises a ruckus around town breaking point of 70MPH and keeps on speeding up. 75MPH… 80MPH… … and all of a sudden an alarm and the blazing lights of a watch vehicle materialize of her back view reflect.
Figuring her new vehicle could without much of a stretch beat the police, she accelerates further until she’s working out in a good way over 120MPH yet the cop is still in pursuit.
Acknowledging how dumb she is being, she dials back and pulls over. The cop hauls behind her, gets out and storms over to the vehicle.
The lady is so troubled and apologizes lavishly and makes sense of that she had quite recently purchased the vehicle and committed the most moronic error of her life. Having sympathy, and it being toward the finish of his shift, that’s what the cop says on the off chance that the lady can make him snicker, he’ll allow her to do without censure.
Thinking briefly, she answers: “Indeed, Sir, about seven days prior, my better half left me for a Sheriff and I thought you were attempting to bring him back!”