The aircraft was constantly buzzing as it rose in the sky, but in this flight things happened interesting.
Sitting side by side were two unlikely companions: Paddy O’Reilly, a well -intentioned but slightly confused Irish, and a Muslim man who appeared deep in his thoughts. In the middle of the usual buzz of passengers who settled, something special was cooked – and it wasn’t just turbulence.
What could go wrong when a curious pads involved? When the stewardess made the bikes and asked both men if they wanted a drink, the scene quickly turned into one for books and left everyone in a fit of laughter.
What began as a routine flight would soon turn into a comedy of a mistake that no one has forgotten.
Paddy’s misunderstanding aircraft!
Paddy was sitting on the flight when the stewardess came and offered drinks. When he ordered his whiskey, then she turned to a Muslim man who was sitting beside him and asked if he wanted a drink. The man replied, “I’d rather be attacked a dozen women than let the liqueur touch my lips.”
Paddy, without missing a rhythm, handed over his drink back to the stewardess and said, “Well, I too! I didn’t realize we had a choice!”
One sharp morning in Dublin was waiting for Paddy O’Reilly at the airport aboard his flight to New York. Paddy was now known for his sharp joke, but he was nice to his good heart and his talent to get into bizarre situations.
When he stood at the gate, the stewardess approached him. “Sir, could I check your board ticket, please?” She asked with a friendly smile.
Paddy, he looked a little angry, began looking for his pockets. He pulled out a sandwich, sunglasses and even a rubber chicken that had previously picked up in the store, but no boarding ticket.
“Don’t panic, don’t panic,” Paddy murmured, and his face turned on with a triumph. “Oh, it’s here!” He pulled out a lunch ticket for a chicken cover and handed it to the serving and proudly announced, “You are going here.”
The stewardess blinked with distrust. “Lord, this is for your lunch, not for your flight.”
Paddy’s face turned red. “Oh, stupid me!” He laughed and grabbed lunch back. “I always mix them. No harm, huh?”
The operator, who tried to hold the laughter, gave him his real board ticket. When Paddy prepared on board the plane, he suddenly stopped and hurried back to the table. “Sorry, lady, will I get peanuts for this flight?”
“Of course, sir,” she said. “But you should probably sit first before the arrival of peanuts.”
Paddy nodded enthusiastically, but then stopped and asked, “What is the agreement with peanuts? Are they special? Magic peanuts, maybe?”
The operator picked up the eyebrows, clearly confused. “Uh, no, it’s just common peanuts.”
Paddy grinned, clearly satisfied with his own thinking. “Right, right. I have heard from a boy in a pub once, if you eat peanuts on flying, you get a free upgrade.”
The staff stared at him and was sure whether to laugh or think if he really didn’t understand how air refreshments worked.
Once on the plane, Paddy’s confusion continued. He asked the stewardess: “Is this seat 148 or 14C? Or is it 15a? My seat number looks like a puzzle!”
He was deeply inhaled by the staff on his chair. “Sir, it’s 14b.”
When Paddy settled and strengthened the seat belt, he was playing with him for a while and trying to figure it out. “How does this thing work? I twisted it like a nice, but it won’t move!”
The woman sitting next to him sighed and said, “It’s a buckle, unpeeled. Just click on it.”
Paddy clicked, satisfied and turned and looked out the window, ready to rest. This means that until the captain’s voice came through the intercom.
“Ladies and gentlemen, we’re swimming at 35,000 feet. Sit down, relax and enjoy the flight.”
Paddy leaned toward his neighbor and whispered, “Do you think 35,000 feet means we are halfway to the moon?”
She shook her head with a smile and whispered back, “No, paddy. We’re still on the ground.”
Paddy grinned, “Oh, well, close enough!”
When the peanuts finally arrived, Paddy grabbed a handful and chewed as if he hadn’t eaten in days. When he tried, he thought about the supposed forces of “magic peanuts”.
A few moments later came the stewardess and asked, “Would you like a drink with the peanuts, sir?”
“Not thanks,” Paddy replied and his mouth full of peanuts. “I’m already drunk on peanuts!”
And so, Paddy’s misunderstanding continued when he chewed happily on peanuts, he did not know blissfully what it meant “in the flight of entertainment”.
As the plane rose in the sky, Paddy remained blissfully about the real sense of “fun in flight”, completely captured in his entertaining misunderstandings. His curious and often confused approach to air travel provided an endless laughter for his fellow traises and stewardesses who could not help but choke his innocent but bizarre questions.
From mixing lunch tickets with on -board cards to believers of peanuts held by magical forces, Paddy’s antiquity proved that sometimes the best part of the journey is not a goal, but unpredictable, laughing moments. And even though he was a little lost in the details, one thing was sure: Paddy’s good spirit and sense of humor made him unforgettable, even in a simple flight.