Feeling uncomfortable after s*x is very natural.
There can be this “So… now what?” that feeling when you’ve finished having s*x with someone you know well, or when you first got together. Plus, you’re more likely to feel embarrassed if something went wrong or the s*x wasn’t so great. However, you are certainly not alone if you have been through this.
How can I say that? Chances are, you’ll feel better about your own pillow chat after reading what other people are saying about the #Things|SayAfters*x trend on Twitter.
From funny to disturbing to just plain WTF? People say a lot of weird things after s*x. Reading these tweets is like looking down a rabbit hole, only worse because instead of rabbits, there are many conflicting feelings. Why can’t we all just pamper each other after s*x and act like nothing happened? Or am I the only one?
However, you can read all the answers to get an idea of ​​what other people do to fill the awkward silence after s*x.
But since it turns out I’m not the only one who craves food right after s*x, I have a few favorites.
1. They walk a lonely road
Hey, one of the best things about vibrators is that they eliminate the need for pillow chat.
Two ughs
Not the best thing to say after s*x.
However, there are times when mere silence can be much more excruciating.
3. This all comprehending reality
Starting with the invention of bed sheets, the wet patch caused discomfort and sabotage. I will not listen to anyone who will deny that this is a scientific fact.
4 I hope this is not universally true.
This is both funny and not funny in my opinion because it is true. This brings up a lot of emotions in me. Plus, married life isn’t always like that.
5. Always one step ahead
It might not be a funny thing, but I was talking to a former hookup friend about using it as a reference when I was going through a particularly dry spell.
6 I was there
Sometimes it’s just too clean to handle.
7 No sarcasm intended
Only if it actually displays a Stanley GiF on the other person’s phone will it be my favorite.
There are cases when the situation calls for it.
8 This dedication
There are lots of shades. I hope they have a long term strategy and Gatorade to make it work.
9 The best of narcissism
I guess it’s better than yelling some random name and it’s definitely better than calling an ex’s name.
Actually, when you consider the alternatives, it might not be so bad.
10 I believed I was alone.
This paints a rather bleak picture of humanity.
A realistic and grim portrait of humanity. At least I hope they get waffles.
Eleven years
I questioned why on earth I shaved any part of my body too often for such a trivial occasion. I have undoubtedly been there.
12 Oh yes.
This appears to be a highly emotional but entirely specialized response. I’m not sure I want to know more about it.
13 Call me
This is a contemporary hero who is going through a period of his life. I’m glad to hear other people are enjoying the pos*x five. Uber is just an added benefit.
14 A nightmare for cat owners
A cat will always be there if you own one.
The cat will always be present. The cat judges, sees and knows everything.
Fifteen refreshments
This individual must be true to himself. As is often the case, there are many similarities between their truth and my truth. Snacks are the real deal.
Trying to figure out what to say or do after s*x can be a little difficult, but these tweets should help ease some of the discomfort. It’s part of the fun that we’re all quirky, uncomfortable, and bizarre. So just have fun and don’t worry if you say something stupid.
Navigating the landscape after s*x can be a mix of emotions and awkwardness, but it’s comforting to know that these feelings are a shared experience. Many people struggle with the question of what to say or do after intimacy, which leads to a variety of funny, disturbing, and relatable answers. The #ThingsSayAfters*x trend on Twitter serves as a light-hearted reminder that everyone deals with these moments differently, often using humor as a coping mechanism.
Whether it’s the craving for a snack, the relief of avoiding post-coital pillow talk, or the discovery that the cat was an uninvited witness, these tweets capture the essence of human connection at its most vulnerable. By sharing their experiences, people can normalize the awkwardness that often follows s*x and foster a culture of openness and acceptance. Ultimately, it is essential to embrace the peculiarities and complexities of our interactions, knowing that we are all navigating this unpredictable terrain together. So the next time you find yourself in that post-s*x lull, remember that you’re not alone in feeling a little off, and it’s okay to laugh about it.