Satan showed up before a humble community gathering. Everybody began shouting and running for the front church entryway, stomping on one another in a hysterical work to move away. Before long everybody was gone aside from an older courteous fellow who sat smoothly.
Satan approached him and said, “Don’t you know who I am? “The man answered, “That’s right, certainly do.”
Satan inquired, “Would you confirm or deny that you will run? “No, certainly ain’t,” said the man. Satan inquired, “For what reason would you confirm or deny that you fear me? “The man answered, “Been hitched to your sister for more than 48 years.”