Sylvester Stallone stands tall as a prominent figure in the realm of Hollywood. He crafts captivating narratives through his writings, spearheads ambitious productions, and directs grandiose sagas that celebrate the heroic spirit of America. He personifies the very essence of the virtues our nation holds dear. Notably, he famously portrayed the iconic character Rambo, a testament to his prowess.
As preparations for his upcoming cinematic masterpiece take flight, Stallone adamantly emphasizes his stance: there shall be no room for any notions of woke ideology permeating his set.
“I refuse to tolerate a multitude of health-conscious mothers and their emasculated husbands imposing their restrictions on me and my team on set,” he proclaimed. “Let the notions of wokeness fade into oblivion. We have no use for it.”
Stallone aligns himself with an increasing faction of conservative voices in Hollywood who have decided to make a firm stand against the established norms. As per his publicist, Joe Barron, Stallone has already compiled a list of actors and actresses he will not consider for hire.
At the forefront of this list lies Alyssa Milano, along with the entire ensemble of “The Conners.” Whoopi Goldberg, due to her waning popularity, receives a conditional asterisk, while those bearing the name George Takei might find solace in seeking a potential return to the Star Trek franchise.
Without the burden of wokeness weighing him down, Stallone confidently predicts wrapping up the entire project in less than a month. “We completed the first Rocky film in a mere three weeks with a budget of $900,” he recounted. “I even had to purchase the turtles using my own money.”
Indeed, to this day, he cherishes those turtles. May blessings be bestowed upon you, Sly, and may America be blessed as well.