People, Uncle Ted has spoken. He’s a Goliath devotee of Jason Aldean, however, has consented to do a two-part harmony with Jason at the greatest stage in America: Blemish A Lago. Also, to do it before America’s greatest legend. Donald John Trump. It will be astounding and enthusiastic.
It didn’t take long so that Uncle Ted might be able to find out about Jason Aldean being dropped by CMT and the liberal media. Assuming there’s one thing these moderates dread, it’s Uncle Ted Nugent, the Engine City Crazy person! Ted is known for being a frank nationalist. He’s proudly American.
Ted’s standing goes before him. Like the time he got high on drugs and pooed his jeans to escape serving in the military or the time he wedded a 14-year-old young lady to lay down with her legitimately. Ahhhh Ted Nugent. Moderate. Christian. Nationalist. That is our Uncle Ted.
At the point when Ted Nugent knew about the debate youthful Jason Aldean was going through, he removed his rocker cap and put on his uncle’s cap to help the young fellow through his period of scarcity. God knows Ted Nugent will not at any point avoid an amazing chance to get his name in the news.
Ted Nugent antiquarian Joe Barron said he sees countless likenesses in Jason Aldean. Very much like Ted, he’s a performer. A couple of relationships? That’s right. More youthful ladies? That’s right. Unfaithfulness? Check. Downright unusual political love of disappointments? Yeppers. Treats individuals lower than dogshit? That is our Uncle Ted, and Jason Aldean is very much like him.
So imagine a scenario in which the video was loaded up with bigot dog whistles and Jason Aldean just plays a troublemaker in the studio and afterward runs at the principal difficult situation. Very much like Ted! What’s more, who better to exhibit two delicate men who couldn’t battle right out of a wet paper sack than the greatest fake troublemaker himself?
I’m certain you’ll consider this an odd triumph and be pleased with your unusual legend love and troublemaker fixation. You’ll be calmly holding back to hear something you won’t ever get to see. Be that as it may, continue to dream. One day you’ll be out of that 1978 Portage Fairmont and blending at Blemish a Lago as well. God Favor America.