Bubba passed on in a fire and his body was singed quite gravely. The funeral home required somebody to distinguish the body, so they sent for his two closest companions, Darryl and Gary.
The three men had consistently done everything together!!!!!
Darryl showed up first and when the undertaker pulled back the sheet Darryl said, “That is correct, his face is caught fire quite terrible. You better turn him over.”
The undertaker turned him over, and Darryl said, “No, ain’t Bubba.”
The undertaker thought this was somewhat odd. Then, at that point, he got Gary to recognize the body.
Gary took a gander at the body and said, “That is correct he’s basically caught fire. Turn him over.” The undertaker turned him over and Gary said, “No, it ain’t Bubba.”
The undertaker inquired, “How might you tell?”
Gary said, “Indeed, Bubba had two poop holes.”
“What? He had two butt holes?” asked the undertaker.
That is correct, I’ve never seen them, however everybody realized he had two poop holes.
Each time we got down to business, people would agree, “Here comes Bubba with them two butt holes!”