It was one of those afternoons at the office—phones ringing off the hook, inboxes overflowing, and everyone on edge.
That’s when the boss noticed Little Johnny in a heated back-and-forth with a customer who had just walked out. Time for a teachable moment.
Boss (shouting): Little Johnny! My office—now!
Little Johnny: Yes, sir!
Boss: I saw you arguing with the customer. Haven’t I told you? The customer is always right. Do you understand?
Little Johnny: Yes, sir! The customer is always right.
Boss: Good. Then explain—what was the argument about?
Little Johnny: He said my boss is stupid… and an idiot, sir!
Boss (frowning): And what did you say?
Little Johnny: I told him… he’s right.
Conclusion
Sometimes, sticking to the rules literally isn’t just correct—it’s hilarious. Little Johnny turned the age-old saying “the customer is always right” into a comedy masterclass.
That was good for a laugh. Thanks