It was an ordinary Sunday morning, but something unusual was happening in the local church.
Congregation could say that something was gone when the pastor approached the pulpit with a strange, almost unpleasant look on his face. His usual 20-minute sermons were reduced to just eight minutes after visiting the dentist. They knew a little that the dental appointment of the pastor would lead to an unexpected and cheerful turnover of events in the coming weeks.
The pastor went to the dentist to get fake teeth.
He preached only eight minutes after he got them. He preached for 10 minutes the next Sunday. But on Sunday, he continued to sermon for almost three hours until she noticed the congregation and helped him sit down because he couldn’t stop. They worried about his health and asked, “Are you okay? What happened?”
Pastor replied, “Well, the first Sunday with my new teeth, my gums hurt so much that I couldn’t preach more than 8 minutes. Next Sunday I felt better and preached for 10 minutes. But today I accidentally used my wife’s teeth and couldn’t stop talking. ”
Pastor visited the dentist to get a set of prostheses.
The first Sunday he was wearing was able to preach for only eight minutes. The following Sunday he managed to speak for 10 minutes. On the third Sunday, however, he found himself in a sermon for almost three hours. The concern, the assembly finally hit to help him sit down and noticed that he could not stop. He was worried about his well-being and asked, “Are you okay? What happened?”
Pastor replied, “Well, the first Sunday with my new teeth, my gums hurt so much that I couldn’t preach more than eight minutes. Next Sunday I felt better and preached for 10 minutes. But today I accidentally used my wife’s teeth and couldn’t stop talking. ”
The humorous mixing of the pastor with prosthesis emphasizes how small changes can have unexpected consequences. While it began as a simple adaptation of his new fake teeth, it ended with a long sermon, a lot to entertain his choir. It is a slight reminder that sometimes, even the most common things – like a new set of teeth – can lead to a comic situation. Fortunately, the pastor’s sense of humor helped to dispel any concerns, so everyone with a good laughter and fun story told.