Two spouses go out for a ladies’ night out. Both became inebriated, began heading back home, and needed to pee. They halted at a graveyard that didn’t however have anything to wipe with. One utilized her undies, the other snatched a wreath off of a grave.
The following morning one spouse called the other and said, “No the other said, “Not any more ladies’ night! My better half returned without any underwear.” The other spouse said, “You imagine that is awful? Mine returned with a card in her break that read, ‘From us all at the fire station, we will always remember you’!”
That appealed to my sense of humor!