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These stories contain jokes that include unpredictable and unexpected situations in heaven and mix humor with a little risqué narration.
Stories include two women discussing how they ended up in heaven, and an entertaining story involving a group of nuns.
Although the content may be a bit cheeky, it is clear that the goal is to get a good laughter and lighten the mood with eccentric twists and unpredictable dialogues.
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I came across a funny story that I just had to share with you! It is a light view of what could happen if two women met in heaven and exchanged their “How did you get here?” stories.
This is how it goes:
First Woman: “Hello! I’m Wando! ”
Second woman: “Hi, Wando! I’m Sylvia. So how did you die? ”
Wanda: “I was frozen.”
Sylvia: “How terrible!”
Wanda: “It wasn’t that bad. After I stopped the shiver from the cold, I began to feel warm and sleepy, and then I just died peacefully. What about you? ”
Sylvia: “I had a massive heart attack. I came back home early because I thought my husband was cheating. But when I walked in, I found him as he just watched the TV alone on the day. ”
Wanda: “So what happened?”
Sylvia: “I just knew something was gone, so I started looking for a house. I went to every room, checked the basement, climbed into the attic, looked under each bed, and searched every closet. I kept doing it until I was so exhausted that I just fell dead from a heart attack. ”
Wanda: “We would still be here if you didn’t check the freezer!”
It’s a good reminder that laughter is the best medicine! So don’t forget to share it with someone who could use a good laughter!
Bonus story: 4 nuns in heaven
A bus full of nuns will collapse from the cliff. When they arrive at the heavenly gates, they rush to St. Peter.
St. Peter greets them: “Sisters, welcome to heaven! Before I let you in, I just have to ask each of you the last question. Please create a line. ”
The nuns are sorted.
St. Peter asks the first nun: “Sister, have you ever touched the penis?”
“Well, once it was … I touched the tip of my Pinky finger a little,” he replies.
“Okay, sister, just immerse your pinky in the Holy Water and you can enter,” says St. Peter.
She yes and the sky is open.
Then st. Peter asks the second nun: “Sister, have you ever touched the penis?”
“Well, it was once when I held one briefly,” he says.
“Okay, sister, just wash your hands in the holy water and you can go freely,” says St. Peter.
When St. Peter moves to the third nun, noticing some jostling in the line. It seems that one of the nuns is trying to push forward!
Asks, “Sister Susan, what’s the rush?”
Sister Susan replies, “Well, I want to go first before sister Mary sticks his ass if I have to clog these things!”
In conclusion, these funny stories outside the grave offer a light view of life and death. Whether it is unexpected twists in how we encounter our goal or playful joking among souls, laughter is really the best medicine. So share these stories with friends or loved ones for a while and spread a little joy – they will certainly bring smiles and laughter to someone a day! After all, sometimes everything we need is a good laughter to brighten our spirits.