Awoman and his child get on the bus.
The bus driver says, “This is the richest child I have ever seen.
The woman goes to the back of the bus and sits and brings.
Says the man next to her, “The driver just offended me!”
The man says, “You’re going up there and tell him – go ahead, hold your monkey
You.”
Once upon a time he was a blind old man who decided to visit Texas.
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said
“Wow, these seats are big!”
“Everything is great in Texas.”
When he finally arrived at Texas, he decided to visit the bar.
Upon arrival at the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug between his hands.
He exclaimed, “Lords, these mugs are big!”
“Everything is big in Texas.” The bartender replied.
After several beers a blind old man asked the bartender where the bathroom is
Located.
The bartender replied,
“Second door to the right”
The old man headed to the bathroom, but accidentally stumbled through the bucket and skipped the other door.
Instead, he entered the third door, leading to the pool and accidentally falling into the pool.
He was my faded to d*ATH, the blind old man started screaming …
“Do not slap, do not rinse!”
Poor old fool ”He thought the well -dressed gentleman watched the fish of an old man in a pool in front of the pub.
So he invited an old man to a drink.
When they sipped their whiskey, the Lord thought he had the old man’s humor and asked, “How much did you catch today?”
The old man replied,
“You’re eighth.”