Something unusual happened in class today — and it all started with one simple math question.
The teacher thought she was giving an easy test, but Little Johnny had other plans. What seemed like an innocent arithmetic problem quickly turned into a full-blown logic debate that left the teacher speechless… and Johnny’s dad in stitches.
Little Johnny Gets an F in Math
Let’s face it—math has never been everyone’s favorite subject. Numbers, fractions, equations—they make plenty of students groan. Little Johnny was no exception.
One afternoon, he came home looking disappointed.
“Dad,” he said, “I got an F in math today.”
“An F? What happened, son?” his father asked.
Johnny sighed. “The teacher asked me, ‘What’s three times two?’ and I said six.”
“That’s right,” his dad nodded. “So why’d you fail?”
Johnny shrugged. “Then she asked, ‘What’s two times three?’”
His father slammed his hand on the table. “What’s the difference?”
Johnny grinned. “That’s exactly what I said!”
The Thanksgiving Surprise
In another household, a husband’s morning routine was driving his wife crazy—every day started with loud, smelly farts that echoed through the house. One morning, after warning him that he’d “blow his guts out someday,” she decided to teach him a lesson.
On Thanksgiving morning, while her husband slept soundly, she quietly placed some leftover turkey innards inside his underwear. A few minutes later, he shot out of bed, screamed, and ran straight to the bathroom.
After half an hour of silence, he finally came downstairs, pale and shaken. Leaning close to his wife, he whispered, “Honey… you were right. But with a little Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got them all back in.”
Conclusion
These hilarious stories prove that laughter is the best cure for everyday chaos—whether it’s a kid who outsmarts logic itself or a prank that takes bathroom humor to an extreme. Life is full of silly misunderstandings, and sometimes, the only right answer is to laugh until your sides hurt.