H – “Hello?”
W – “Hello, it’s me. Are you in a nightclub?”.
H: “Sure.”
W – “Great! Two blocks from you is the mall where I am. I just noticed this amazing mink coat. It’s so beautiful! Can I buy it?”
H stands for “What’s the price?”
The W stands for “Only $1,500.00”.
H stands for “Well, well, go ahead and get it if you like it that much…”
W – “Oh, and when I went to the Mercedes showroom, I saw the 2001 models. I liked the one I saw. The dealer I spoke to gave me a very competitive price, and since we have to deal with BMW, which we bought last year…”
H-“What price did he quote you?”
W stands for “Only $60,000…”
H stands for “OK, but for the price, I want it with all the options.”
W – “Excellent! However, one more thing before we end the call.”
H: “What?”
W – “I know it seems like a lot, but I stopped by the realtor this morning and saw the house we were looking at last year. I was comparing your bank account. It’s discounted!
Appeal? A seaside property with an English garden, a swimming pool, and a hectare of park.’
H stands for “How much are they asking?”
W-“Only $450,000 – great price…and I see we have that much in the bank to cover…”
H: “Okay, so bid $420,000 and get it. Okay?”
W – “Okay my love…Regards! I’ll talk to you later. “I appreciate you!”
H stands for “Hi…I love you too…
The man ends the call, closes the phone cover, hands him the phone, and asks everyone in the room:
“Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
The witty exchange reveals a hilarious but revealing look at the dynamics of their relationship. While the woman enthusiastically shares her shopping sprees and potential purchases, it is clear that the man is somewhat oblivious to the reality of the situation. His innocent question at the end highlights the comic contradiction; he’s so engrossed in the conversation that he completely forgets that the phone he’s using isn’t even his.
This moment encapsulates the playful banter that often exists in romantic relationships. It shows how one partner can be consumed by their excitement while the other remains grounded, perhaps even confused by the extravagance. The man’s final question not only adds a humorous twist but also serves as a reminder of the often messy nature of communication, especially when money and lavish shopping come into play.
In the end, this scenario is more than just a comical exchange; it reflects deeper themes of love, trust, and the idiosyncrasies that come with being in a relationship. Whether you’re going through financial discussions or playful conversations, it’s clear that both partners enjoy each other’s company, even if their priorities differ. This light-hearted moment ultimately leaves the audience smiling, illustrating that love can be full of laughs, surprises, and the occasional twist.