When you fall in love, you usually think it will last forever.
The truth is that relationships often fall apart and things don’t always go as planned.
One husband thought it would be easier to break up with his wife if he simply sent her a letter stating his reasons for wanting to break up. However, he never imagined that his choice would come back to haunt him as his astute wife’s response taught him a valuable lesson.
This is very clever and quite funny!
Hello woman
I am writing this letter to inform you that I am leaving permanently. I’ve been a lovely husband to you for seven years of our marriage, but I have nothing to show for it.
The last two weeks have not been easy for me.
Your manager informed me that you resigned today because it was simply too much for you.
When you came home last week, you didn’t even realize I cooked your favorite dinner, got new silk boxers, and got a haircut.
You watched all your soap operas, ate in just two minutes, and fell asleep instantly. You no longer tell me that you love me and that you don’t want any intercourse or anything that binds us together as husband and wife.
I’m leaving because it’s over, whether you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore.
Your ex-husband
p.s. Please don’t look for me. Your sister and I are moving to West Virginia together! Enjoy a wonderful life!
to my ex-husband
I promise that receiving your letter brightened my day more than anything else. I have indeed tried to you for the past seven years, but that nice man is not what you were.
Even though it doesn’t seem to work, the reason I watch my TV shows so much is because they block out your constant complaining and whining.
Even though I noticed your hairstyle last week, my first thought was, “You look like a girl!” I also chose not to answer because my mother taught me not to speak when you are unable to say something kind.
And since I gave up pork seven long years ago, you must have mistaken me for MY SISTER when you made my favorite dinner.
About those new silk boxers: I was praying it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning and turned away from you because they still had a $49.99 price tag on them.
I still thought we’d make it, and yet I still loved you. So after winning $10 million in the lottery, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But you left when I got home.
I suppose there is a reason why everything happens. I hope you are living the contented life you always wanted. The letter you wrote guarantees you, according to my lawyer, that you won’t get a penny from me.
So be careful.
Your ex-wife, signed, rich, and single as hell!
p.s. Although I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned it to you, my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that won’t be a problem.
If you found this story funny, please tell your friends and family.
This clever exchange between the pair serves as a humorous reminder of the unexpected twists and turns in relationships. What started as a simple breakup letter quickly escalated into a revealing back-and-forth that highlighted their misunderstandings and frustrations.
The husband’s attempt to end things on his terms failed spectacularly. Instead of finding closure, he unwittingly provoked a reaction that showcased his wife’s wit and newfound independence. Her letter not only dispelled his complaints but also revealed her path to self-empowerment.
Ultimately, this story highlights the importance of communication and the often humorous nature of human relationships. While they may not have ended up together, both individuals found a sense of clarity and strength in their ways. As they move forward, they each embrace their new reality and leave behind the complications of their past.
As we share this story, we are reminded that even in the face of heartbreak, humor can provide a healing perspective. It encourages us to reflect on our relationships and the lessons they teach us, often in the most unexpected ways.