Love is a complicated and unpredictable journey. When two people come together and decide to share their lives, they often believe it is an eternal commitment, a journey into an unknown future full of promise and hope. But as life unfolds, it doesn’t always live up to our expectations, and sometimes relationships take an unexpected turn.
In the case of one husband, his decision to end his marriage led him to believe that a simple letter might be the most prudent way to communicate his intentions. Little did he know that his well-intentioned approach would result in a brilliant and hilarious response from his wife and teach him a lesson in wit and humor that he would never forget.
Dear woman
I am writing this letter to inform you that I am leaving permanently. I’ve been a lovely husband to you in the seven years of our marriage, but I have nothing to show for it.
The last two weeks have been difficult for me. I couldn’t take it any longer when your manager told me you were off work today.
You didn’t even notice when I cooked your favorite dinner last week, got a haircut, or even had a brand-new pair of silk boxers.
After watching all your soap operas, you ate in less than two minutes and went straight to sleep. You no longer express your love for me and you have no appetite for sex or any other act that would mark us as husband and wife.
It’s over and I’m going, whether you’re lying to me or you’ve changed your mind about loving me.
Your ex-husband
PS: Please don’t look for me. I’m moving to West Virginia with YOUR SISTER! Enjoy life!
Hello, ex-husband
Nothing brightened my day, I assure you, than receiving your message. Even though the nice man is a far cry from what you were, it is undoubtedly true that we have been married for the past seven years.
The reason I watch my TV shows so much, even though it doesn’t seem to help, is to block out your constant moaning and groaning.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but my first thought was, “You look like a girl!” I chose not to comment because my mother taught me that it’s best to keep your mouth shut when you have nothing to say.
And since I stopped eating pork seven long years ago, you must have thought I was MY SISTER when you made my favorite dinner.
The $49.99 price tag on those brand-new silk boxers made me look away from you and I hoped it was a fluke because my sister just got a $50 loan from me.
Even after all that, I still loved you and thought we could work things out. So I quit my job and got us two tickets to Jamaica after winning the $10 million lottery. But you weren’t there when I got home.
I suppose everything happens for a purpose. I wish you the happy life you always wanted. According to my lawyer, the letter you wrote guarantees that you will not receive any payment from me. So be careful.
Your ex-wife, the undersigned, is rich as hell and single!
PS: I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned this to you before, but my sister Carla was actually born Carl. I really hope this is not a problem!
This story of marital misunderstanding and humor will undoubtedly amuse many readers. It serves as a reminder that even in difficult and emotional moments, humor can be a powerful tool to cope and find common ground. The husband and wife’s clever and witty responses show the resilience of the human spirit and the ability to find humor in the face of adversity.
In the end, this exchange of views is not just a funny anecdote, but a testimony to the complexity of human relationships. It reminds us that love, humor, and understanding can co-exist even in the most challenging circumstances.
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