A Fake September Fourteenth Lease Agreement Cost My Ex-Husband the Linden Court House
She left a little after six, because her reservation was at seven thirty and she hadn’t bought a single item on her grocery list, and she was not going to turn fifty-eight without a steak.
“You call me tomorrow,” she said through the window.
“Not Sunday night.
Tomorrow.”
“I will.”
“And if you get spooked in the night, call Marcus, not me.
He’s faster.”
I told her two deadbolts were enough for one day.