At 2:00 a.m., My Husband Thought I Was Asleep While He Emptied Our Safe to Run Off With His Mistress. Before Leaving, He Kissed Me and Whispered, “Poor Audrey. You Never Saw This Coming.” Hours Later He Sent a Photo From the Airport. I Replied With Four Words That Made Him Call Me Immediately.
Margaret offered me a ride.
I declined and sat in my own car for a while with the engine off.
I was not crying.
I was taking an inventory of what I would need in the coming year: patience with staff, distance from spectacle, and a refusal to turn the rest of my life into a sequel about him.
Friends meant well and still asked the wrong questions.
Had I suspected Chloe from the first dinner?