At 30,000 Feet, I Watched My Wife Crawl Across the Floor With Both Legs in Casts While My Mother Hid Her Crutches—Then I Noticed What Was Recording Behind Them
I have learned to ask:
“Fine fine, or peacekeeping fine?”
She rolls her eyes.
Sometimes:
“Actually, I’m annoyed.”
Good.
Then we argue.
Our marriage is louder than it used to be.
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