At My Daughter’s Wedding, My Husband Gave His Mistress My Seat and Told Me to Sit in the Back—Then the Groom’s Father Walked Past Him and Said, “Laura, I’ve Finally Found You”
“Mom, Gabriel told me Dad tried to make you leave.”
“Yes.”
“I’m coming home.”
“No.”
“Mom.”
“Penelope.”
“I can’t go on a honeymoon while you’re dealing with this.”
“Yes, you can.”