There is no version of this where it isn’t and I’m not going to spend a page proving it to you.

I found out on Tuesday.

I’ve spent two days deciding whether to tell you and I’ve decided I have to, and I want to explain why, because it isn’t the reason you’ll think.

It is not so you’ll come back.

I want to be extremely clear about that because I know how you’ll read it otherwise.

I’m not asking you to change anything.

The decree came through on the fourteenth and I signed it and I meant it, and I’m not using this.