I’m telling you because in about thirty years this person is going to ask me whether their father knew, and I am not going to be a woman who has to say no.

That’s the whole reason.

That’s it.

So here is what I want to say, and then I’ll leave you alone.

I did not do anything with Luca Vance.

I have told you this and you wouldn’t read it, so I’m going to put it down one more time in a place you can’t scroll past.

Luca has been with a man named Marcus Adeyemi for eleven years.

They have a house on Queens Road and I have had dinner there twice and you have met Marcus, at the firm’s Christmas thing in 2015, and you talked to him about a boat.