I Married a Wealthy 79-Year-Old Woman for Her Money—After She Died, Her Lawyer Slid Me a Cardboard Box and Said, “You Walked Straight Into Her Trap”
Not romantic.
At least not initially.
I brought her groceries.
She insulted my coat.
I told her the sweater she wore looked like upholstery.
She laughed.
Then grew quiet.
“You’re very fond of me.”