“Here is a little something special for the happy couple,” I announced pleasantly.

Brittany squealed with excitement.

“Oh, you really did not have to do that!” She tore the silky ribbon off the package like an eager child opening presents on Christmas morning.

She lifted the heavy lid and pulled out the shining silver frame to hold it up for the surrounding bridesmaids to admire.

“Aww, that is so incredibly cute,” she gushed superficially.

Then her eyes dropped down and she saw the crisp paper invoice sitting right underneath the glass.