My Daughter’s MMA Boyfriend Put Her in the ER—When I Walked Into His Gym, He Had No Idea Who Her Father Really Was

The greatest consequence was not that we imagined him miserable forever.

It was that eventually we stopped imagining him at all.

PART 29 — THE GRAY BEARD

My beard became an ongoing joke in the family.

Evelyn gave me a mug one Christmas.

GRANDPA: STILL NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED

“I’m not a grandfather.”

“Preparation.”

“Are you announcing something?”

“No!”