“I am staying home because my four-month-old daughter has a severe pediatric urinary tract infection and needs her father.”

“Ethan, you are ruining your professional standing!” Sylvia insisted, the heavy rustle of her coat and the distinct clink of her leather handbag strap audible over the phone line.

“I am in my car in my driveway right now.

I can be at your bungalow in ten minutes to watch June so you can drive to the office.”

“Do not come to this house today, Mom,” Ethan said.

“Excuse me?” Sylvia said, her voice freezing.