And I said it was in the drawer and that I had not got round to it.

And my daughter said: “Can you put it back up?”

I said I did not have to.

I said we could get a different one, or none, and that I had assumed she would rather not have it.

And she said: “No.

I want that one.

I want the actual one.”

So it is on a bracket on the wall at the end of the hall, about nine inches to the left of where it used to sit, and it is four years old and it is going to fail at some point and I have a replacement in a box because I am not going to be caught by that.