Two counts and one count.

Baptiste looked at aggravated assault, because a concussion with loss of consciousness can meet the definition of serious physical injury on the right facts, and declined it, and told me why in one sentence: “A grand jury will not aggravate a shove.”

He looked at theft of the key and told me it was worth about nine dollars and would make him look stupid.

He looked at fraudulent schemes and artifices, which is a class two felony, and declined it because nothing was ever obtained and the statute wants a benefit.